Don’t get too fucked up, you have an exam tomorrow! Remember what happened Tuesday? Okay, shots all around!
—college lyfe, no regretz? overheard, submission
Wow, look at the squirrel! It has no feathers or something…
—Overheard by the diner
I wouldn’t describe you as funny. You’re more like an asshole with a vagina.
I smelled the peant butter, but I tasted the banana first.
—Overheard in McKeldin
WHEN I’M GOING TO BE LATE FOR A FINAL
I run across campus like
submitted by lavalamp-tramp
(Source: disney-gifs)
