May 2012
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WHAT I LOOK LIKE WHEN I'M STUDYING
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LOOKING OVER MATERIAL FROM THIS SEMESTER
ATTEMPTING TO MAKE CONVERSATION WITH A STRANGER
CONVINCING MYSELF I WILL BE EXTREMELY PRODUCTIVE...
Guys, I don't want to freak you out, but finals...
HOW I FEEL ABOUT TODAY
I'm stuck in the library, and all I can think...
IT'S 1AM AND I STILL HAVE WORK TO DO
THE FIRST TIME I HAD DINER FOOD
Now:
WHEN I EAT AT THE DINER ALONE
WHAT I IMAGINE THE PEOPLE LIVING ABOVE ME ARE...
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“Dude, my knees still hurt from doing the worm on Saturday.”
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GETTING OUT OF BED WHILE HUNGOVER
“I’m starting a 15-page paper due tomorrow.”
– Overheard in emcee kay; for those of you feeling hopeless about the amount of work you have to do
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“Just text me. I’m going out tomorrow night, so yeah.”
– overheard in mckeldin.
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WHEN SOMEONE COMPLIMENTS ME
WHEN MY UNDERAGE FRIENDS GET INTO THE BAR
“For those of you who are third children, your parents still love you… but...”
– Kenneth Lenoard, AREC365 professor
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HOW I WISH BUS DRIVERS DROVE IN BETWEEN CLASSES
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CLASS DISCUSSION IN AN LGBT CLASS
Professor: What do we call men who have sex with kids?
Class: A pedophile.
Professor: What do we call people who only like to have sex in the missionary position?
…[5 second pause]...
Class: Boring.
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