WHAT I LOOK LIKE WHEN I'M STUDYING
LOOKING OVER MATERIAL FROM THIS SEMESTER
ATTEMPTING TO MAKE CONVERSATION WITH A STRANGER
CONVINCING MYSELF I WILL BE EXTREMELY PRODUCTIVE...
Guys, I don't want to freak you out, but finals...
HOW I FEEL ABOUT TODAY
I'm stuck in the library, and all I can think...
IT'S 1AM AND I STILL HAVE WORK TO DO
THE FIRST TIME I HAD DINER FOOD
WHEN I EAT AT THE DINER ALONE
WHAT I IMAGINE THE PEOPLE LIVING ABOVE ME ARE...
Dude, my knees still hurt from doing the worm on Saturday.
GETTING OUT OF BED WHILE HUNGOVER
I’m starting a 15-page paper due tomorrow.– Overheard in emcee kay; for those of you feeling hopeless about the amount of work you have to do
Just text me. I’m going out tomorrow night, so yeah.– overheard in mckeldin.
WHEN SOMEONE COMPLIMENTS ME
WHEN MY UNDERAGE FRIENDS GET INTO THE BAR
For those of you who are third children, your parents still love you… but...– Kenneth Lenoard, AREC365 professor
HOW I WISH BUS DRIVERS DROVE IN BETWEEN CLASSES
CLASS DISCUSSION IN AN LGBT CLASS
Professor: What do we call men who have sex with kids?
Class: A pedophile.
Professor: What do we call people who only like to have sex in the missionary position?
…[5 second pause]...
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