BEING A STRAIGHT A STUDENT IN HIGH SCHOOL
After coming to UMD,
WHEN MY PROFESSOR HASNT UPLOADED MY GRADE YET
WHEN I CHECK MY FINAL GRADES
HOW I FELT AT THE END OF FINALS WEEK
Hey, everyone! Happy summer! I'm going to be...
Enjoy your summer :)
Between the three of us, there’s gonna be so much gay sex next year!– Overheard by Bill, submitted by email
WALKING AROUND CAMPUS TODAY
For those of us still stuck studying for finals,...
WHAT I WILL LOOK LIKE LEAVING MY EXAM ROOM...
TO THE BARS!
Don’t get too fucked up, you have an exam tomorrow! Remember what happened...– college lyfe, no regretz? overheard, submission
HOW I FEEL TRYING TO STUDY FOR MY LAST FINAL
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WHEN ALL MY FRIENDS ARE DONE WITH FINALS, BUT I'M...
HOW I FEEL ABOUT HAVING AN EXAM ON THE LAST DAY OF...
Wow, look at the squirrel! It has no feathers or something…– Overheard by the diner
WHEN ANOTHER STUDENT ANSWERS A QUESTION I ASKED...
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I wouldn’t describe you as funny. You’re more like an asshole with a...
I smelled the peant butter, but I tasted the banana first.– Overheard in McKeldin
WHEN I'M GOING TO BE LATE FOR A FINAL
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HOW I COMMUNICATE WITH MY FRIENDS
Good luck to everyone with exams this morning,...
Bag of weed by Testudo
Spotted on campus
I only have cereal. In my dorm. Cereal. That’s all I have.– Drunk girl on the bus, overheard by thegirlembarkingonlife
Imma be respectful, but if he drops dead tomorrow, I’m straight.
Overheard at Cornerstone
Bouncer: Can I see your ID please?
Freshman: An ID? OHH, you mean like a fake ID?
Bouncer: Get the fuck outta here.
HELPING A FRIEND WHEN THEY'VE HAD TOO MUCH TO...
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WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN IN ALL FRAT HOUSES
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You know, it’s finals. I don’t want commitment… just some...– Overheard by heybabayyy
HOW I FEEL ABOUT MY EXAM TODAY
STUDYING FOR MY FINAL TOMORROW
WHAT I LOOK LIKE WHILE SLEEPING IN MCKELDIN
LOL THERE IS STILL SO MUCH WORK TO DO
HOW I FELT THIS ENTIRE WEEK
WHEN I HEAR MY NEIGHBOR GETTING IT ON
WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHAT MY PLANS AFTER GRADUATION...
GROCERY SHOPPING IN COLLEGE
MY ROOMMATE TRYING TO GET ME TO DO WORK
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What’s the point of being French if you don’t have an accent?– overheard by thegirlembarkingonlife
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Guys, I have to poop.– Girl sitting at the table next to juststumbling in Adele’s
HOW I FEEL TRYING TO GET THINGS DONE THIS WEEK
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ME AT PUPPY PALOOZA
WHEN THAT RANDOM GUY ON THE SECOND FLOOR STARTS...
best study break ever
I said this in the library. And it’s actually, I’m hungry, horny,...–
MY APPROACH TO FINALS
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I mean, I just don’t really like feminine girls.
WHAT GETTING AN ENGINEERING DEGREE IS LIKE
We learn something new every time. It’s, like, so random.– Conversation about geology class overheard on the Varsity bus submitted by munarloth
She came back to the apartment at FIVE in the morning.– Since when is this abnormal?
I’m in such a bad mood. It’s raining, and I’m hungry, and...– Overheard in McKeldin
HOW I FEEL WHEN IT'S RAINING (OR NOT)