May 2012
154 posts
WHEN I HEAR THE TRASH BEING TAKEN OUT AT 3AM
WHEN I CANT UNDERSTAND MY TA BECAUSE ENGLISH IS...
WHEN DOTS GIVES ME A PARKING TICKET
WHEN I SEE PICTURES OF MY FRIENDS STUDYING ABROAD
April 2012
47 posts
WHEN LEVELS COMES ON AT THE BAR
RATSIES WHILE DRUNK
While sober:
AFTER MY EVENING CLASSES
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THE FIRST TIME A SQUIRREL JUMPED OUT AT ME
Now:
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AFTER I PULL AN ALL-NIGHTER AND STILL HAVE WORK TO...
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THE FIRST TIME I SAW A BLACK SQUIRREL
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WHEN I SEE A CUTE GUY AT THE BAR
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WALKING THROUGH HORNBAKE PLAZA ON A RAINY DAY
WHEN IT'S OVER 50 DEGREES ON THE MALL
WIFI IN THE DORMS HAS BEEN DOWN SINCE THE WEEKEND
WHEN SOMEONE AT THE ERC DOESNT WIPE DOWN THE...
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WHEN MY PROFESSOR REMINDS ME TO FILL OUT COURSE...
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"YOUR UNIVERSITY DIRECTORY PASSWORD EXPIRES IN 35...
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HOW I STUDY FOR EXAMS
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WHEN I DRINK TOO MUCH COFFEE
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WHEN SOMEONE OPENS THE DOOR OF THE CHEM BUILDING
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WHEN I FOUND OUT BILL NYE WAS IN DC THIS WEEKEND,...
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WHEN I HAVE A RED LINE ON MY SCHEDULE
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WHEN MY FRIEND TELLS ME SHE HOOKED UP WITH SOMEONE...
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WHEN I GO TO MCKELDIN AND FOOTNOTES IS CLOSED
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WHEN I FOUND THE ONLINE WEBCAMS
http://www.umd.edu/webcams/
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WHEN I FIRST WALKED UP THE AWKWARD STEPS BY...
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WHEN I GO TO AN EVENT AND THERE IS FREE FOOD
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WHEN I GO TO MCKELDIN LATE NIGHT AND THE AUXILIARY...
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WHEN I REALIZE COLLEGE IS ALMOST OVER
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WHEN I GET A COURIER PARKING SPOT
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WHEN MY FRIEND LETS ME CUT THE LINE AT CORNERSTONE
When someone else cuts me in line:
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WHEN I SEE SORORITY GIRLS DRESSED IDENTICALLY IN...
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WHEN SOMEONE PUKES ON THE BUS
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WHEN MOBY DICK OPENED ON CAMPUS
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WHAT I THINK I LOOK LIKE WHEN IM DANCING
What I actually look like:
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WHEN I ATE AT 251 NORTH FOR THE FIRST TIME
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WHEN I DISCOVERED THE TACO BELL IN THE ENGINEERING...
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WHEN I GET AN A IN MY HARDEST CLASS
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WHEN I FOUND OUT B.O.B IS PLAYING AT ART ATTACK
but what else is new?
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WHEN I GOT HIT BY A BIKE WHILE WALKING
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WHEN MARYPIRG ASKS ME TO SIGN ANOTHER PETITION
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WHEN I WALK UP THE STAMP HILL
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THE FIRST TIME I WENT TO TURTLE
I was like:
And then when I found out it was closing:
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WHEN MY ROOMMATES DON'T REFILL THE BRITA FILTER
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WHEN I REALIZE FINALS START IN TWO WEEKS
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WHEN I SAW MY PRIORITY NUMBER FOR HOUSING
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WHEN I GET A TABLE OUTSIDE AT CORNERSTONE DURING...
