April 2013
1 post
FUCKING CUNT PUNT
for anyone unaware: http://gawker.com/5994974/the-most-deranged-sorority-girl-email-you-will-ever-read
December 2012
7 posts
IT'S WINTER BREAK
“What if you like, purposely shit your pants during finals?!”
– Guy in the room next door
JUST THOUGHT OF PLUS/MINUS GRADING AGAIN
Overheard, dragging drunk guy out of a football game
Security: “Come on, man. We’ll get you home. Where do you live?”
Guy: “Bentley’s!”
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submitted by rudedood
HOW I PLAN ON CELEBRATING THE END OF FINALS
WHEN PEOPLE WITH BETTER GRADES THAN ME COMPLAIN...
October 2012
1 post
WALKING PAST CONSTRUCTION ON CAMPUS
Submitted by cessezchaquejour
September 2012
3 posts
SENIOR YEAR
WHENEVER I REMEMBER WE HAVE A NEW GRADING SYSTEM
GOING TO THE POOL WITH MY FRIENDS
May 2012
154 posts
BEING A STRAIGHT A STUDENT IN HIGH SCHOOL
After coming to UMD,
WHEN MY PROFESSOR HASNT UPLOADED MY GRADE YET
WHEN I CHECK MY FINAL GRADES
HOW I FELT AT THE END OF FINALS WEEK
Hey, everyone! Happy summer! I'm going to be...
Enjoy your summer :)
“Between the three of us, there’s gonna be so much gay sex next year!”
– Overheard by Bill, submitted by email
WALKING AROUND CAMPUS TODAY
For those of us still stuck studying for finals,...
WHAT I WILL LOOK LIKE LEAVING MY EXAM ROOM...
TO THE BARS!
“Don’t get too fucked up, you have an exam tomorrow! Remember what happened...”
– college lyfe, no regretz? overheard, submission
HOW I FEEL TRYING TO STUDY FOR MY LAST FINAL
submitted by starbucksandpearls
WHEN ALL MY FRIENDS ARE DONE WITH FINALS, BUT I'M...
HOW I FEEL ABOUT HAVING AN EXAM ON THE LAST DAY OF...
“Wow, look at the squirrel! It has no feathers or something…”
– Overheard by the diner
WHEN ANOTHER STUDENT ANSWERS A QUESTION I ASKED...
submitted by e-mail by Will
“I wouldn’t describe you as funny. You’re more like an asshole with a...”
“I smelled the peant butter, but I tasted the banana first.”
– Overheard in McKeldin
WHEN I'M GOING TO BE LATE FOR A FINAL
thatdisneygif:
I run across campus like
submitted by lavalamp-tramp
HOW I COMMUNICATE WITH MY FRIENDS
Good luck to everyone with exams this morning,...
Bag of weed by Testudo
Spotted on campus
“I only have cereal. In my dorm. Cereal. That’s all I have.”
– Drunk girl on the bus, overheard by thegirlembarkingonlife
“Imma be respectful, but if he drops dead tomorrow, I’m straight.”
1 tag
Overheard at Cornerstone
Bouncer: Can I see your ID please?
Freshman: An ID? OHH, you mean like a fake ID?
Bouncer: Get the fuck outta here.
HELPING A FRIEND WHEN THEY'VE HAD TOO MUCH TO...
submitted by email
WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN IN ALL FRAT HOUSES
submitted by theoriginalamily
“You know, it’s finals. I don’t want commitment… just some...”
– Overheard by heybabayyy
HOW I FEEL ABOUT MY EXAM TODAY
STUDYING FOR MY FINAL TOMORROW
WHAT I LOOK LIKE WHILE SLEEPING IN MCKELDIN
LOL THERE IS STILL SO MUCH WORK TO DO
HOW I FELT THIS ENTIRE WEEK
WHEN I HEAR MY NEIGHBOR GETTING IT ON
WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHAT MY PLANS AFTER GRADUATION...
GROCERY SHOPPING IN COLLEGE
3 tags
MY ROOMMATE TRYING TO GET ME TO DO WORK
submitted by emraindrop
1 tag
“What’s the point of being French if you don’t have an accent?”
– overheard by thegirlembarkingonlife
FINALS
submitted by marguerite-elena
