FUCKING CUNT PUNT for anyone unaware: http://gawker.com/5994974/the-most-deranged-sorority-girl-email-you-will-ever-read
What if you like, purposely shit your pants during finals?! —Guy in the room next door(Source: dweebtard)
Overheard, dragging drunk guy out of a football game Security: “Come on, man. We’ll get you home. Where do you live?” Guy: “Bentley’s!” submitted by scabcity
